Little Johnny's Big Gay Adventure

Little Johnny is the suspected illegitimate lovechild of Linda Nolan and Donnie Osmond. He was discovered abandoned on the doorstep of the Horseshoe Bar, wrapped in an Argos carrier bag with only a bottle of Peach Concorde and 7” vinyl of “Like A Virgin.” He’s been on a soul-searching quest to find Mr Right. Instead he’s found Mr Impotent, Mr Bunny-Boiler, Mr Says-He’ll-Call-But-Doesn’t, Mr STD and Mr Totally-Not-Interested. Tonight he’s looking to find Mr Right-Even-If-Just-For-One-Night.

Dates still available – contact Johnny@randomaccomplice.org